AloneInTheLight

"I am Sam Sam I am Will you try Green eggs and Ham?" "Ask again and I'll kill you, Sam" "Would you, could you on a bike? Try them, try them you will like!" "I do not like green eggs and ham Ask again and I'll kill you Sam." "What about with a dog? What about in a bog?" "I do not like green eggs and ham Ask again and I'll kill you Sam." Sam was quiet as he noticed the twitch Our hero gave as the conversation switched "I have questions for you now, man. Will you answer them? Will you Sam?" With glee Sam nodded and eagerly stood waiting to answer the best way he could. "Would you rather die by my hand? Or be left in cruel d

I will kill that stupid Cat That stupid cat is whom I'll kill I will kill that gosh darn Cat My gosh, that cat is such a pill His stupid hat and all his rhymes It's almost time for his demise Ah yes! Ah Yes! It's just about time! Now what to do about this cat About this cat what should I do? Should I drown him in a lake? Should I put poison in his cake? Perhaps a simple knife will do No, no it's too bloody for this darn cat What if I put him in a boiling vat? Ah yes, I'll put the vat on high And surely that cat will once and for all die A vat? A cake? A knife? A lake? What to do, what to do… I shall hang him from a tree! A